Wednesday, July 2, 2008

ckparis and the bouncing cock


hey readers. now for something completely different.

let me set up the pix:
scene: contemporary department at nordstroms

ckparis: is this rooster a stapler? it moves up and down.

SA: no, it's a bouncing cock.

ckparis: uh, ok.

usual chauss bracelet assortment and hermes black leather/gold hardware collier de chien.

make it a FABULOUS day. i will.

P.S. thank you to all my cyber friends who took the time to comment and/or send me a private email on my prior post. you all made me feel a lot better.

P.P.S. mj, i had a french cure at lunch.(i had to have an espresso to drive after that. ahhhhhh, i love being lit.)

7 comments:

Fashion Is Poison said...

a bouncing cock?! i would have either
1) laughed my ass off or
2) felt so awkward

funny story. hey we don't have a nordies like that here..?

Ragamala said...

I thought that it was a contemporary museum or something, that rooster is just soo out of place!

♥ Marta ♥ said...

love your hermes bracelet ... and I must say that I find that bouncing cock quite interesting :P ...

chauss said...

fashion, i know the SA really well so it was hysterical. we make fun of the people who come in and ask if they could buy the display artwork at nordstroms.
fash, remember, its really a banana! republic down here...

rag, it looked like a giant stapler. really.

marta, thanks. and the sculpture? is a piece of work.

Marina said...

Funny story. I think it is really lok like very big stapler)))

matt said...

lol!! great story... i didn´t know such interesting things could be purchased at nordstroms.

but seeing this pic of your cdc made me quite jealous... because the other night one of the studs completely fell off of my gold one, luckily i found it but it has to be reattached. a trip to hermes buenos aires is definitely in order now :/

Clem said...

I love your Hermes bracelet, I had to read your text three times before understanding cause everytime I looked at the pix I was just looking to the bracelet^^