Wednesday, March 30, 2011

ckparis and improper pleadings

hey all,
major attitude chick.
black sheep.
always think out of the box.
die hard scorpio.
believe in yourself.
can any of you relate?

american apparel bra,
basic black mini
lita distressed gray platforms.

see you on the astral plane.

Sunday, March 27, 2011

the best of ckparis part 5 guns and roses and airport security

hey guys, how are you all doing?
i will be back to new posting in the near future.
thank you for all your thoughts and concern.

ok, the energy is finally shifting, we will feel it by the middle of next week. so, hang in there and do what you can to get through the crap. my favorite personal energy band aid fix is shopping...
this is my custom made guns and roses belt. (for obvious reasons)
i have a file with homeland security because of this belt.
stop here if you dont care...otherwise....

i wore this belt to MIA international and took it off when i went through security. i asked security if it was ok, response was , "sure, no problem."

flash forward five days later... LAX airport, took off my belt, put it in security bin... LAX security calls the LA police, i get detained for??? a belt that looks like a gun. btw, it has a flat back... anyway, i just want my belt back, i dont want it confiscated which is what they were sorta planning...
i manage to convince them to let me go back through security to check it.
i give it to a woman who knows me at the first class desk, and get this, instead of taking my money and fedexing to me, she offers to walk it on the plane for me...
she does. (such an angel) i have my belt. see pix.

about 4 weeks later, i get a letter from homeland security telling me they are not pressing charges. things that make you go hmmmmm.

see you on the astral plane.

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

best of ckparis part 4 louboutins and k-cord

hey all, how are you doing?
moi? totally freaking out.
did intense reiki on myself yesterday.
perfectly timed with the super moon, and the general world events...

so here's another repost until i reach a new level of resonance.
and true blood is back in june.

hanging out in a raquel allegra shredded gray t shirt, rich and skinny jeans, my favorite kieselstein-cord silver 'gator belt avec louboutin otk black suede monicas.

i am so missing true blood. i caught an epsisode of the tv series, vampire diaries.
what's up with that?
how diluted can vampire lore get?
these vampires drink coffee! (sign me up if you get to drink coffee for all eternity)
and they can hang out in the daylight bc they have special rings.?
eric, bill, come back soon.

see you on the astral plane.

Tuesday, March 15, 2011

the best of ckparis part 3 ugo cacciatori scorpion

hey kids, how are you all?
tell me...

moi? overwhelmed... still...

so, if you don't know the scorpion and the frog, read on...

i am wearing ugo cacciatori's scorpion necklace. i saw it in paris and just had to have it. you know what i mean?
ugo designed the piece originally for his son. steve tyler has been photographed wearing it.
anyway, i get approached by a lot of people telling me they like my necklace. question two is invariably, are you a scorpio?
uh, that would be a yes.
and my question to them is, are you?
and usually, the answer is yes. hmmmm.
btw, ugo, did NOT do a zodiac series. just this scorpion on a leather cord. perfect. and the tail is sharp and it moves....

you all know the scorpion and frog fable?
if so, stop reading now and good night.
and for those curious readers,

the scorpion needed a lift across the lake and asked frog for the favor.
frog said if he did that scorpion would sting him and he would die.
scorpion replied that he would not sting frog because then they would both die because scorpion could not swim.
so frog said ok, and half way across the lake, scorpion stings frog.
frog asked scorpion why he did that because now they would both die.
scorpion replied, i could not help it. it is my nature.

it is my nature. why did i buy those loubs when my credit cards were screaming? it is my nature.
why did i spend another three hours surfing on the computer when i should have been doing work? it is my nature.

ok, let's hear yours. i know you've got one. and you don't have to be a scorpio to understand the story.
hurts so good.

see you on the astral plane. and no stinging allowed. ;)

Friday, March 11, 2011

the best of ckparis part 2 burberry prorsum biker boots at segafredo

hey guys,
i still don't know what is going to happen with my life...
below is the original ckparis post to the above pix.
when in doubt, do chauss 2 minute mini meditation.
(universe, please send me answers!)

hey all, how is your week going?
mine? ooooh, way too third...

anyway, caffeine is still my drug of choice. add a chocolate syrup happy face to the top of a soy milk cappuccino and i'm good to go.
i am hanging out at a segafredo's in the 'nana and being a lounge lizard avec my burberry biker boots.

if you need a quickie to calm jitters, read on:

easy 2 minute mini-meditation to calm nerves:
you all know now that the 7 major chakras have corresponding colors, right?
red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo and purple.

so, visualize drenching your entire body in each color one at a time. you can picture red and then become red. or, you can picture holding a crayon on your body and coloring in your entire outline.

repeat this with orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo and purple.
just close your eyes and image each color drenching your entire being in sequence. this mini-meditation forces you to visualize color drenching and will automatically calm your nerves in a flash bc you are focusing on a completely different topic than the one you are nervous about.

me? when i am ready to flip out, i close my eyes and just say each color in sequence 3 or 4 times. my body automatically visualizes the color i have just thought about and relaxes.

and if you can't see colors with your eyes closed, don't worry, it will happen eventually with practice.
i promise.

see you on the astral plane.

Sunday, March 6, 2011

the best of ckparis part 1 balmain fringe booties et al.

hey all,
i hope you all had a fabulous weekend.
i am going thru some major changes right now and have some serious decisions to make.
totally freaking out.
for those who know the details, thank you for being there.

i truly believe that change keeps you fresh and vibrant, so universe,
please guide me thru this to figure out the answers.

in the meantime,
is an old post with the original comments attached.
please drop me a comment if the spirit moves you.

thank you for your friendship.

see you on the astral plane.

Thursday, March 3, 2011

ckparis and pony tail and fox tail

hey kids, how are you?
if you know me irl, you know what's going on...

paparazzi shot of moi, shopping, avec my balenciaga white first to which i attached a black/purple fox tail. i like the proportion of a small bag with a large tail.
a big bag does not need accoutrements.

i also have on my if six was nine tunic and alaia pony hair platform hiking boots.
'nuf said. :)

see you on the astral plane.