Thursday, July 31, 2008

ckparis, alexander wang, la perla platforms et al

hey readers, what are you doing?

paparazzi pix of moi avec a couple of fans...
alexander wang vest (still), givenchy 'gale, wolford and la perla black python platform pin up shoes.

i discovered my laptop has a camera and i think it has a microphone. so, if i get a chance to figure it out next week, maybe a vlog entry?

make it a fabulous day tomorrow, ok?
have you all been keeping up with smile and approach a stranger exercise? i have...

see you on the astral plane.

Wednesday, July 30, 2008

ckparis and unexpected ysl tribute shoe envy

hey readers. now here is a cute story about unexpected ysl tribute shoe envy. listen up:
scene: one of several hair salons i frequent. (not yours, albert)

ckparis to shampoo guy: hey, what's up?

shampoo guy: who makes your shoes?

ckparis: they are ysl tributes.

shampoo guy: i love them!

ckparis: thanks.

shampoo guy: what size shoe do you wear?

ckparis: 40

shampoo guy: i do too. when you get tired of those shoes, you can give them to me to wear.

ckparis: (speechless...)

it turns out shampoo guy moonlights as a female impersonator...(!)

so, see you on the astral plane, now please!

ck paris and vintage bracelets

hello readers, what is new in your world? tell me...

i have been on such a shopping roll. (prefall, and it's only july...astral plane maintenant)
however, i do return stuff which i don't love or which dosen't work for me when i try it on at home.

today? moi avec my usual chauss 'celets and the addition of 2 bracelets made out of vintage watch bands from the 1920's with vintage paste clips.

see you on the astral plane.

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

ckparis and loub thigh high boots

hi readers, shaq did a feature on me in my christian louboutin black suede thigh high boots on her blog hottheels. so, go check it out. thanks for the shout out, shaq!

Sunday, July 27, 2008

ckparis, alexander wang envy, golden goose et al.

hey readers, hope you are having a stellar weekend. ok, let me set up the first pix for you:
mother and daughter team shopping.
mother has the LV monogramoflage speedy bag next to her saks shopping bag on the right.
daughter is wearing the LV small silk monogramoflage bandana wonderwoman/pocahontas style around her forehead.
both woman are very fashion victim. not bc of what they have, but bc of their total lack of 'tude and energy neccessary to carry that stuff off.
and the best, they are both staring at me at the same time!!! notice how their expressions are devoid of any positive energy...
can you guys see the scene?

d. tried to get me in the pix too so you could capture the whole scene, but bc they wouldn't stop staring, he had to make believe we were engaged in a conversation and shoot them with his cell phone pointing behind his back.
totally hysterical and i think he did a great job considering the circumstances, and they didn't have a clue!

ahhh, just another day out shopping in paradise with ckparis....wish you guys were here, we would have such a fun time.

oh, and the top pix is me and the outfit i wore today to invoke the fashion victims' stares.
my alexander wang black leather vest, again, ( i may never take it off. lol)
givenchy 'gale, golden goose booties, denim shorts ,american apparel tank and a super distessed vintage belt i got at the underground double r store in nolita before it closed. i will have to take some pix of the belt.

see you on the astral plane.

Saturday, July 26, 2008

ckparis, balenciaga and smart car

hey you all, the first pix might look run of the mill if you live in europe.

however, it is a pix of the smart car which was recently released in the US.
you see, the problem in the US has been , "will my huge SUV fit into the garage i am about to pull into?"
new problem is, "how can i afford to fill my gas tank and still have money left over for buying clothes and shoes?"

soooo, welcome the smart car.
no worries about the garage when one can just park it anywhere! (including right under your own window sill) see pix above.

a hermes croc 40 birkin would cost a lot more.

me? bal first 03 with pewter hardware and long shoulder strap...

see you on the astral plane.

ckparis, lots of legs and alexander wang again

good morning readers. how are you all? tell me...

moi? a paparazzi shot taken while i was on the phone while can get a good view of the back of my alexander wang black leather vest, givenchy 'gal filled with the day's assorted paraphernalia and bal moto booties.

gotta run now, but more later. make it an AMAZING day, and just ignore all the negative, crappy things in the third dimension. you are going to have a fun day, ok?

Thursday, July 24, 2008

ckparis and alexander wang et al

hey readers. how are you all? well, i have broken 3 strands of beads this week. and you know what? i think the energy needed to be released. time for restringing. i think it's kinda interesting that i did this with 3 different pieces this week. so, i predit a major energy shift.

energy shifts come in different forms. the key is to always raise your resonance. and you know what? i met a really cool jewelry designer. we are gonna make some outrageous bracelets.

matt, you are going to want this one particular sterling silver skull bracelet. i was gonna post a pix today, but i am camera challenged right now. stay tuned.

me today? alexander wang distressed black leather vest, wolford, marc jacob booties, et al.

see you on the astral plane.

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

ckparis and the city

hey reader.thank you all for the great responses to yesterday's exercise in positive energy transference. (is this a fashion blog or a physics class?)

and if you didn't play, well, today's a new day to give it a shot. and you can report back here with the results.
me? i was kinda wimpy and only smiled at 2 strangers who smiled back. :) no verbal hellos....yet.

i spend sooo much time between dimensions. i am the one who is totally oblivious when you scream, "CK!" when you unexpectedly see me. yeah, i have plenty of 'tude, but i am really in my own word crossing dimensions, and not being rude when it seems i totally ignore you.
just try harder to get my attention please.

and the outfit? black again, still, whatever. it works for me and my aura.
specifics? yigal azrouel leather jacket, another lbd, violet croc watch band, random scarf and shades.

antoine, and anyone else who needs help with my chauss abbreviations, listen up:

bc is short for because.

'celets is short for bracelets.

irl means in real life

lbd means little black dress

croc is short for crocodile

'gale is short for givenchy nightingale

and 'tude, well you all know that one...

see you on the astral plane.

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

ckparis and barbato butterfly boots

hey readers. what's going on?

moi? i am hanging out on the floor in my gianni barbato distressed and embroidered leather cowboy boots. yee haw...

and with my black/gold cdc with usual chauss 'celets.

make sure you laugh today, ok?
and here's a dare, smile (and say hello, if you can, don't be shy...) to one person you don't know today. you may be suprised by the reaction.
you may just add positive energy to that person's otherwise crappy day ...
i'm gonna do it too and will report back.
so let me know how it goes for you.

when you send out positive energy, you get it back ten fold. just remember, the universe does not operate on the same time clock the third dimension uses.

see you on the astral plane.

Sunday, July 20, 2008

ckparis and balenciaga moto booties et al

hey readers, as promised, better pix of my bal motorcycle booties avec my bal 03 black leather/pewter hardware first. i gotta say this bag has the best leather of my entire bal collection, including my flat brass ones.

search for chic, i hope you like the pix of your favorite bal items i own. :)

albert, would you belive bobby turned me on to a new hair product? you have it and don't even know it, so we can use it tomorrow.

matt, please check in, i miss you. i hope you are traveling to some interesting places.

mj, two words for you. ro. please report.

nita k, i need a paris report. what did you buy?

Saturday, July 19, 2008

ckparis and yigal azrouel et al

hey readers, what are you doing today? tell me. i wanna hear how you are spending the day.

me? i am wearing my yigal azrouel distressed leather jacket with wolford on a very humid 90 degree evening.

you see, the tropical paradise/banana republic area i currently inhabit has the best a/c in the world. so, the minute you go into a restaurant, office building or store, you freeze. layers are the trick... i have on a deep navy blue michael stars tank under my leather jacket. very functional.

and search for chic, i have on your favorite balenciaga booties. you can almost make them out in the first pix. more pix of my bal moto booties in the near future.
these pix are low pixel cell phone, but i think you can all get the drift.

make it an AMAZING today. ok? just look in the mirror, and say out loud, "it's gonna be an amazing day."
and if you laugh out loud at the idea of talking to yourself in the mirror, even better.
get those endorphins flowing.
dark chocolate anyone?

Thursday, July 17, 2008

ckparis avec black and white

hey readers, something about this pix is just surreal. i think i was between the third and fourth when the paparazzi caught me.

what was i thinking about? easy, i remember. shoes. chaussures. louboutins and giambattista vallis.... ahhhhh.

moi? basic black wolford and white/black retro super futures avec starbucks, bien sur.

see you on the astral plane.

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

ckparis and premio award

The rules are:
1.When received, you may post the premio to your blog.
2.Link to the blogger you received it from.
3.Give it to 7 blogs
4.… link to those 7 blogs
5.…and leave those seven bloggers a comment about receiving the brilliant premio.
I will be tagging four people with this premio. and they are:
(i think i did this right.)
vogued out fashion is poison searchforchic and

ashleigh gave me my award.

enjoy. this was WAY too much linking and typing time for me. i need a linking lesson. :)

ckparis, balenciaga and thomas wylde et al

hey all. how are you today? tell me.

the first pix is my friend, c's bird, rosita. c. inherited ro when her first people mommy left the earth about a year ago. ro was always spoken to in english and had developed a slight NYC accent herself. being an african grey parrot, she likes to talk. it used to be," hell-oo, how ya doin'?"

c. told me ro was really confused in her new home. you see, the new people living with her only spoke to her in spanish. she lost her feathers and started biting.

fast forward to a year later....c's former NYC accented bird now says; "how are choo doing?" and rolls her rrrrrrrrrrrrrrs like a true native spanish speaker. she calls herself rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrosita now instead of rosita. and her feathers are returning. see pix. check out rosita's own bird version cdc bracelet.

next pix is me a few months ago with my bal magenta 05 WE, first season thomas wylde studded leather jacket, sprouse scarf and holiday season starbucks. i miss those red cups. and i was sorta wondering when i could break out my arm warmers again.

how's that for a non sequitur post?
i didnt want ihavedog to go thru chauss withdrawal. new stuff soon...

see you on the astral plane.

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

crossing the third dimension

good evening readers. my cell phone has officially crossed the third dimension. done. finished with this universe.

great timing. have you seen the lines at the att stores for the new (now-sold-out-get-on-the-wait-list) iphone? hmmmm, is this a message i should be paying attention to? i really was not in the market for a new cell phone, but mine is with elvis now. it has officially left the building...time of death: 9:38 am 7-14-08. ( you know we scorpios are fascinated with the other side...)

hey guys , drop me a comment please, i am feeling a little out of touch since i spend a lot of time talking in my car...i love hearing from you all.

and me? my hermes ebene/palladium cdc and my gray american apparel t along with usual chauss 'celets.

see you on the astral plane.
and bring the latest electronic doughnut you can find. any of you lit people read "bonfire of the vanities"?
social xrays and masters of the universe welcome.

yeah, and maybe some dark chocolate too please. :)

Sunday, July 13, 2008

ckparis, balenciaga and louboutins

hey all, here are my pix which were "borrowed" by a fashion website from my blog, tfs or tpf without credit. see my prior post here for the 411.

anyway, first pix is me wearing my louboutin mads.
second pix is me wearing my balenciaga rouge vif WE.
c'est tout...

see you on the astral plane.

ckparis and balenciaga sssssssshhhhhhhh!

my dear readers, thank you to those who have pointed out to me that some of my pix were being used on another website without giving me credit. such a faux pas! i emailed the website moderator who posted my pix, and who took them from tpf or tfs, and asked her to credit me with use of my pix. it is has been several weeks now, and she didn't even bother to respond to me. and my pix are still there, uncredited.

i am flattered if you all would like to use my pix. however, the proper thing would be to credit me, my blog or the place where you "borrowed" them from. 'nuf said. karma boomerangs right back atcha...

btw, her choice of pix was pretty good so i am going to repost them in my next thread here for those of you who haven't seen them.

antoine, if you want to post the red bal bag on ass pix on YOUR website,(because it may just fit in with your choices, lol!) you have my permission. just link the pix back here. ok?

oh, this pix is me with my balenciaga rouge vif WE . sssshhhhhhh. it may get "borrowed" too.

you guys are the BEST for looking out for me on the 'net. it kind of reminds me of the movie, "The Saint", with elizabeth shue and my very favorite, val klimer. she discovers the recipe for energy, cold fusion, and gives it away to the world for free. but the world knows she invented it.

Saturday, July 12, 2008

ckparis and retro super futures

good morning, how are you doing?

just a quick hey to tell you all to have a GREAT day. make sure you do something to make you laugh today. i will check back in later.

moi? retro super future sunglasses from italy. black, pearls, et al. later.

Friday, July 11, 2008

ckparis, rich and skinny jeans and shadows in the night

good evening readers. never underestimate the powers of a determined scorpio. we always win. today was way too third dimensional for me...get my drift matt and mj? i know you all have been there...

but hey, in typical chauss fashion, i will turn the pix around. when one door closes, another two or three open...
yeah. much better. try it you guys, you might like it.

man, scorpios are such drama queens or kings, n'est pas?

reality check: rich and skinny cropped jeans, givenchy 'gale, and my famous marc jacob booties.

cloudy low pixel cell phone pix kinda goes with my mood and the dimension shift i am about to make.

last one to get to the fourth dimension tonight has to buy everyone drinks at happy hour tomorrow back on the third (where you need money).

Wednesday, July 9, 2008

ckparis, ysl tributes, et al.

hello readers. just a shout out to all of you who who take the time to leave me comments on my blog. thank you. merci beaucoup. gracias.

as any of my fellow bloggers know, it takes time and effort to keep you guys regularly entertained with my chauss daily antics and fashion pix. feedback comments are really nice to get. so if you are a new or regular lurker, don't be shy, leave me a comment and say hey. it would be great to hear from you. really.

and to my regular and irregular blog participants, keep on doing your thing. you guys rock.

and me? ysl tributes, givenchy 'gale, retro super futures,(check out the black sides with white front), wolford, et al.
and yeah, the shoes are mesmerizing... 194 flights of stairs...

see you on the astral plane.

Tuesday, July 8, 2008

ck paris and dior moto boots

good morning readers. make it it a FANTASTIC week! ok? change your frame of mind right now.
chauss-ism rule no. 3(a): your subconscious mind does not the difference between reality and fantasy.

tell yourself,"today is gonna be a great day." say it outloud. go ahead, self talk is so much fun.
when you feel good, your aura sends out energy to others that is attractive and positive. and don't forget to laugh today.

oh and me? playing around with a figure forming black and white knit dress and my christian dior black leather motorcycle thigh high boots.

see you on the astral plane.

Sunday, July 6, 2008

ckparis and golden goose boots et al.

hey readers, how's the weekend going?

the first pix is of me in my NEW golden goose booties. i have always wanted a pair of these..they come predestroyed and the dirt is included.

hey antoine, chauss is in flat booties! does it work for you?
i paired them with denim cutoffs, and my kieselstein-cord 'gator belt. it was pouring rain outside so those paparazzis only got a pix of my booties... next time.

i paired the next pix of moi with the golden goose boots pix so you would recognize me avec heels. lol.
i am wearing marc jacob pom pom black suede platform booties, hermes ebene and palladium cdc and my givency black patent distressed leather maxi 'gale. i love the look of pairing a pretty dress with roughed up accessories. the pristine look doesn't work for me.

hey matt, was hermes buenas aires able to repair your cdc?

Saturday, July 5, 2008

ckparis and another LBD

hello readers, how is your weekend going? thought i would post a pix of a smiling chauss.
yeah, i love attitude, but i am always a little kid inside.

look to the left side of the pix and you can see the silhouette of the front of the dress. good excuse to climb 138 flights of stairs...

see you on the astral plane.

Friday, July 4, 2008

ckparis and louboutin thigh highs

happy july 4. going to dinner and be back for fireworks. will add more later. tell me what you all are doing.

see you on the astral plane.

Thursday, July 3, 2008

ckparis and yigal azrouel

hey kids, just some quickie pix of my new yigal azrouel distressed black leather jacket. the leather is thick and smooooshy and sorta shimmery. check out the elbow pads and shoulder details.

fashion is poison, ask and you shall receive.
and for the rest of my dear readers, i will get some typical chauss pix of me, my yigal azrouel jacket and some stilettos in the near future.

these pix were taken first thing in the morning sans hairbrush.

and tell me, how was your day? shopping is a great way to zone out from the third dimension crap without actually going to the astral plane. of course, you still get a credit card bill that way...

if you are having a hard time, think of it like a traffic light. it's red now, but it's gonnna turn green in a few seconds. and when it does, you are going to feel great because the light turned, and so did your outlook. get right back on track. you are going to succeed. trust in yourself.

lots of white light and gold light to those in the know. sweet dreams.

Wednesday, July 2, 2008

ckparis and the bouncing cock

hey readers. now for something completely different.

let me set up the pix:
scene: contemporary department at nordstroms

ckparis: is this rooster a stapler? it moves up and down.

SA: no, it's a bouncing cock.

ckparis: uh, ok.

usual chauss bracelet assortment and hermes black leather/gold hardware collier de chien.

make it a FABULOUS day. i will.

P.S. thank you to all my cyber friends who took the time to comment and/or send me a private email on my prior post. you all made me feel a lot better.

P.P.S. mj, i had a french cure at lunch.(i had to have an espresso to drive after that. ahhhhhh, i love being lit.)

Tuesday, July 1, 2008

kiss my ass

hey all. there is sooo much negativity out there. two adorable girls had just finished telling me how they love how i always dress when a disapproving old man was very mad at my choice of boots, he even used bad language...(but 6 inch spike peep toes are acceptable? ) i know this isn't making alot of sense but if you know me and want the complete 411, you know what to do.

and for those of you who don't, i was wearing the marc jacobs boots in the above pix. i think they are really one of my favorites. i paired them with a pencil skirt to my knees and a simple t and scarf. super cute outfit.

the above pix has enough chauss 'tude for my mood. so, for a change of pace, it's ME venting on my own blog.

any encouraging comments and/or dark chocolate would be appreciated.

i am going to do a super advanced energy exercise now and am gonna let the moment go. but that scorpio in me is gonna wear those boots again tomorrow. :)

see you on the astral plane.

ckparis, ysl tributes and laptop

bonsoir mes amies. how are you all? my stats show you are reading this. so, a shout out would be nice. ok?

check out fashion is poison's interview on chicintuition .

blogging in ysl platform dosen't get any better. :) ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, the simple pleasures of life. shoes, cushy bed and computer time.

see you on the astral plane.